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18 Feb 2007 13:54

ITS ONLY A JOKE - But True!

During last years hot summer a couple drove their car to the supermarket only to have their car break down in the parking area. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping whilst he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from underneath the car. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the bonnet of the car and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have several stitches in his forehead!